What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

Catatonics & High Colonics

Summer Game Fest releases hype trailer ahead of weekend of reveals - Eurogamer

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

I can’t get any girl I want, but I can just get some not my type of girls, so I feel I’m so ugly. What should I do?

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Judge rules Trump administration cannot continue to detain Palestinian activist Mahmoud Khalil - ABC News

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

6 million Chickens Dead and Counting - Daily Kos

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

What are some sunscreens for oily skin that works under foundation?

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What are the defining characteristics of woke liberals and conservatives in the United States?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

Europe tiptoes through NATO summit as Trump lands and Iran looms - politico.eu

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

Term Sheet Next: SV Angel alum Steven Lee debuts Seven Stars with $40 million first fund - Fortune

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

Why do Christians think voting for Trump is any better than voting for Kamala Harris?

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Scientists Unveil a Method to Give Every Human the Ability to See in the Dark - The Daily Galaxy

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why does my mom never wear underwear?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

Does the National Health Service (NHS) in the United Kingdom diagnose rare conditions? If so, does it provide treatment for them as well?